I found this 2014 calendar bag at the piata in Balti a good two months before it will be released in my village. Of course, everyone has been anticipating the arrival of the new 2014 model and I can honestly say, it doesn’t disappoint!
New features of the 2014 calendar bag
- Perfect for all your business or personal carrying needs.
- High tensile polymer polystyrene mono-wall construction, virtually indestructible, but is heat sensitive and will tear with payloads above three pounds.
- Two ergonomic hand ports, conveniently located on opposite sides.
- Heat bonded seams.
- Water proof to 100 meters (the bag itself, not contents.)
- Comes factory printed with an informative calendar in an attractive metallic blue, this color is so hot right now. (Calendar has not been checked for accuracy and is not recommended to be used as a scheduling tool.)
- In an innovative move, the 2014 calendar bag contains over 9,000 tungsten carbide micro-antennas, which greatly improve cell phone reception when waved above your head during a call. This is more than twice the receiving power of the 2013.7 bag, and is vastly superior to it’s competitors, BMW and the unmarked yellow bags, which both have 0 micro antennas.
All things considered, the 2014 calendar bag is the pinnacle of form and function. It makes a great gift for young* and old, and is just in time for the summer carrying season. Don’t get caught empty handed, get yours today!
* While babies love its smooth texture and striking graphics, it is important to remember the 2014 calendar bag is a choking hazard, and is not a toy. Calendar bag scientists are working around the clock on a child appropriate model, to reach the burgeoning sub-toddler market. Early reports suggest it might be built of paper, or perhaps burlap. I will keep you up to date on these exciting developments!
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